satans-fabulous-blog:

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.

(via coastalkidsofcalifornia)



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sloth-grunge:

do you think if i die now i’ll have enough time to be reincarnated as kim kardashians baby

(via makolive)



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budgets:

i regret being born why did i do that

(Source: everything-shoujo, via high-on-kittens)



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